If your website plays music without me pushing a play button, I close the website because you obviously suck. Stop auto-play now!

This Week In Music Industry: Pay To Play - The Good The Bad And The Ugly http://www.rockmymonkey.com/podcast

Starting prep for this weeks TWIMI. This weeks show topic is "Pay To Play: The Good, The Bad, and the ugly!" Have an opinion? Skype me!

Doctor says I don't get enough exercise, but when I explain tech to rockstars it's an exercise in futility. He says that doesn't count. :p

Time to start getting ready for my Peter Tägtgren (Hypocrisy/Pain) interview. Got any non-tour related questions? #metal

Everyone please welcome the new RockMyMonkey.com News editor Ms Goth84! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/writer/msgoth84/news

Skype keeps crashing and I have no idea why. Trying to call for an interview with Krokus. Grr!

Pah Tate Toe, Pah Tot Toe... I don't care as long as it has gravy on it.

Do you think Google Buzz is dead yet?

I'm feeling like Schrödinger's cat today.

Slipknot speak on death of Bassist Paul Grey http://tinyurl.com/SlipknotSpeaksOnPaulGrey

My wife made extra bacon when she cooked her breakfast. Damn I love that woman. :D #bacon

Was the final episode of Law And Order trying to make a misinformed and tasteless reference to 4chan? Your thoughts?

Best way to help http://HeavyAsHell.com is to submit something to HAH & send the HAH url on your social networks so friends can vote! #metal

I said screw the towel, real Douglas Adams fans should carry around a fish. My wife said that's only if your a dolphin. Thoughts? #Towelday

Am I the only one who thinks that last nights episode of Lost was more frustrating than the ending of The Sopranos? #WTF

This Week In Music Industry: Episode 4 http://www.rockmymonkey.com/podcast/show/2010/05/MySpace_Facebook_and_ReverbNation_Oh_My

Interview: Doro Pesch http://www.rockmymonkey.com/interviews/show/2010/05/Doro_Pesch

16 Second Stare interview http://www.rockmymonkey.com/interviews/show/2010/05/16_Second_Stare

Interview with Lo-Pro http://www.rockmymonkey.com/interviews/show/2010/05/Lo-Pro

Am I the only metal fan who felt insulted by the retarded cartoon that was the Golden God Award Show special on VH1?

Lost interview #1 Order Of Ennead http://www.rockmymonkey.com/interviews/show/2010/05/Order_of_Ennead

Ok. 6 podcasts edited and uploaded. I will post them publicly in the morning. Damn I got behind!

If you want to be part of this weeks TWIMI show text me on Skype now. My account is just rockmymonkey.com

Trying to find the clip of Pantera confronting those religious nuts from their home video. Anyone know if that's online somewhere? #metal

I will be live with http://thisweekin.com/thisweekin-startups/ in about 15 minutes. Do my #metal brothers and sisters have my back in chat?

Metal Bands explain where babies come from? http://www.heavyashell.com/video/5241/Metal-Bands-Explain-Where-Babies-Come-From

http://www.bravewords.com/news/139360 I will go on record now and predict a major beatdown. #metal

EXCITED & nervous as hell. Just found out I will be live at http://thisweekin.com/thisweekin-startups Fri at 1pm pst for "Ask Jason" #twist

Trying to prepare for an interview with a band called Disembodied. I've found 7 bands with that name. All split up. DOH! #metal

Trying to figure out an easy cheap/free way to create a video tutorial. Why is recording a computer screen so hard?

RockMyMonkey.com is looking for a news person. This means posting 10-20 press releases a day and whatever else your journalistic mind wants.

Have I mentioned lately how much HTML press releases piss me off? Yeah, I hate them. If I pull the plug it will be the reason.

Darn you all! Darn you to heck I say. Yeah, that's right. I said heck.

Seems I have introduced my niece to the band Obituary. I would never have thought she would actually like it.

Google Wav is open to everyone now! Too bad no one cares. #fail :p

Darn. The door to door religious people have our house on a do not approach list. I so enjoyed our little chats. What could I have said? :D

Paid Question! http://www.mahalo.com/answers/startup-resources/feedback-on-go-big-network-what-is-the-difference-between-the-3-paid-versions

In honor of Ronnie James Dio: Should Metal be Evil or Divine? (This is the link to the poll) http://twtpoll.com/zx3l1q

Watch me check my RockMyMonkey.com email live right now at http://MarkCarras.com (some have said they wanted to for some reason)

Blog post with a prize at the end? :D http://www.markcarras.com/2010/05/are-you-a-highly-suggestible-moron/

OFFICIAL: Ronnie James Dio Has Left Us http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/article/2010/05/OFFICIAL_Ronnie_James_Dio_Has_Left_Us

Does anyone read previous replies before comenting on a thread? Am I the only one who is paranoid about not saying what someone just posted?

RUMOR: Ronnie James Dio Passes http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/article/2010/05/RUMOR_Ronnie_James_Dio_Passes

Rumors that Ronnies James Dio died. Can someone send me links to prove yes or no on that?

Happy Birthday To Roger Earl Of Foghat! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/article/2010/05/Happy_Birthday_to_Roger_Earl_Of_Foghat

Wife made WAY too much food. Anyone hungry? :D

Anyone interested in being on this weeks TWIMI show? The topic is online tools for bands. I especially need another #metal head. :D

Gink: The next big Social Networking website? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1935630

Is it just me or are the women talkin' smack on Undateable pretty undateable themselves due to horrid personality?

Ban Point And Shoot Cameras From The Photo Pit! http://www.markcarras.com/2010/05/ban-point-and-shoot-cameras-from-photo-pits/

Should this band be on Rock My Monkey? http://www.myspace.com/thunderbuffalo Comments please? Thanks.

My Only Problem With Mahalo Is A Big One http://www.markcarras.com/2010/05/my-only-problem-with-mahalo-is-a-big-one/

Don’t Forget The Social In Social Networking http://www.markcarras.com/2010/05/dont-forget-the-social-in-social-networking/

Check out my friend live streaming his concert! Go Hodgy! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-buttafuko-show

You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor!

Some exciting things are happening for the TWIMI podcast. Make sure and follow my co-host @Jeffreydonavan on Twitter and Facebook.

Top 10 Questions LOST Must Answer Before The End! http://www.markcarras.com/2010/05/top-ten-questions-lost-must-answer-before-the-end/

Why can't you women remember to leave the toilet seat up? It's so rude! :P

People who put sea salt on food are freakin' nuts. Yes, this includes my wife.

Rock Festival To Donate To Nashville Flooding Support Relief http://tinyurl.com/NashvilleRelief

Do you ever wonder how you would rank in a competition for geekiest metalhead? I think I might make the top 100. :D

Damn, Looks like Happy Town is canceled. http://thefutoncritic.com/news/2010/05/11/abc-bumps-happy-town-to-summer/8665/

Oil company ceo's need acting lessons. When you say your heart aches I need to see some tears bitch!

6 day weekend starts now. Only fun internet stuff until next Monday. :D

Easy Way To Get Featured On HAH Blog! http://www.heavyashell.com/blog/2010/05/10/super-easy-way-to-get-featured-on-the-hah-blog/ #metal

What Does Metal Mean To Me? http://www.markcarras.com/2010/05/what-does-metal-mean-to-me/

Was Betty White Good For Saturday Night Live? http://www.markcarras.com/2010/05/was-betty-white-good-for-saturday-night-live/

This Week In Music Industry: ASCAP Makes Freakin Bank! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/podcast/show/2010/05/TWIMI_ASCAP_Makes_Freakin_Bank

Other people's pain so so funny...but mine isn't so stop laughing. :P

Now if the Kandorians and the Kardashians did a reality show together, THEN I would be interested. :p #comics

Yes, the last post was a joke. Seriously, this is what we will be talking about. http://tinyurl.com/ascapProfits

To those who won't be part of my music industry round table podcast... :p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh_9QhRzJEs

Who wants to be part of the This Week In Music Industry podcast this week?

Yeah that's right work week. I'm glad you're dead. So I piss on your corpse and dance on your grave.

Is there an online service that could automate people buying into a start up? As in if I let http://HeavyAsHell.com users be part owners?

Why do you follow me? How do we know each other? No reason, I'm just curious. :D

Sin Circus: These kids just might save Rock n Roll http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C7lvjr230Y

When I watch Mythbusters I can't help but think how they get to do that for a living. Then I can't help but hate them. Jealous? Tons!

Proof the music industry isn't dying, but changing! http://www.hypebot.com/hypebot/2010/05/ascap-2009-revenues-jump-176m-to-995m.html

When was the last time you actually listened to the radio? As in not satellite or internet radio? I try to once a year for nostalgia. :D

If I was to pay for a NOOB level programing video tutorial online, any recommendations? #php #css #mysql

Hey email. You're getting a little too lippy. You wanna step outside because we're gonna fight!

Star Wars day: Where nerds all sound like they have a lisp of some sort. :D

How stupid is Justin Bieber? Painfully stupid... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4

Happy Star Wars day my fellow nerd friends! May the 4th be with you...always. :D #starwars

First meeting of secret concept recording project band went really well. 4 songs with lyrics and riffs already! Hell yeah!

When my wife walked into her office today, she came to SHRED...documents. :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWdvzLzS1KQ

You think the show Lost was a WTF situation? It can't hold a candle to the WTF levels of the new show Happy Town. :D

Why most Start Up Advice Is Total Bullshit http://www.markcarras.com/2010/05/why-most-start-up-advice-is-total-bullshit/

Is there a free blog service that has an easy upload/move feature? I have to move a few Word Press blogs from my server.

This Week In Music Industry episode 2: PlayMPE leak scandal! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/podcast

I would really love to have an artist or two on today's TWIMI podcast. Who's available at 1 pm PST today?