Mark's lame blog of crap

2012-02-14T16:02:00.001-08:00

Looking for more moderators at http://www.reddit.com/r/MetalNews/ #metal

2012-02-14T14:50:00.001-08:00

HOT DEBATE: Not knocking tattoos, but every time I see one I am shocked that person thought it was worthy of a lifetime statement. Thoughts?

2012-02-14T14:20:00.001-08:00

Someday I want my company to be big enough to get scrutinized by the department of justice.

2012-02-14T00:04:00.001-08:00

I think I was saying this just a few days ago. :D http://techcrunch.com/2012/02/11/pinterest-stats/

2012-02-13T21:50:00.001-08:00

Q: What did the plastic surgeon do for the Siamese twins with disfigured butt holes?

A: Co-Rectum

2012-02-12T20:10:00.001-08:00

I am starting to think that the actor Willie Garson is the new king of deadpan delivery. Has he ever done stand up?

2012-02-11T12:06:00.001-08:00

Does Sea Salt Ruin Chocolate Or...? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/11/does-sea-salt-ruin-chocolate-or-make-it-better.html

2012-02-11T11:46:00.001-08:00

How long can you watch this without laughing? GO! http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/gary_busey_creepin.gif

2012-02-09T16:30:00.001-08:00

This Is The Last Season For House M.D. http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/9/this-is-the-last-season-for-house-md.html

2012-02-08T19:57:00.001-08:00

Why do people say something bores them to tears? Why not say it bores you to a nap?

2012-02-08T13:44:00.001-08:00

I'm really worried about my wife. One of these days she is going to pull something rolling her eyes at me so much.

2012-02-05T12:58:00.001-08:00

If you hate Facebook timeline, join me on G+ already! http://MarkCarras.com/g is my short url.

2012-02-05T12:07:00.001-08:00

Who will win the Super Bowl? Vote! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/4/who-will-win-the-rock-my-monkey-version-of-the-super-bowl.html

2012-02-04T21:44:00.001-08:00

Resurrecting an old domain soon that will forward to http://www.reddit.com/r/MetalNews/ #metal Help me kick start it?

2012-02-04T20:04:00.001-08:00

My wife just invented a new word. Wackadoo + Douche = Wackadouche. A mix of massive amounts of crazy and record breaking levels of jerkwad.

2012-02-04T18:11:00.001-08:00

Ok, I just added the option of don't care to the Super Bowl poll. :D http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/super-bowl #superbowl

2012-02-04T10:06:00.001-08:00

Screwed up my back really bad at work Friday picking up a bag of trash (ok 6 of them at once). Got chastised by my chiropractor this morning

2012-02-02T10:36:00.001-08:00

Guitar For Noobs 7: Fast Pentatonic Scales http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/2/guitar-for-noobs-lesson-7-faster-pentatonic-scales.html

2012-02-02T10:27:00.001-08:00

The Simpsons and Julian Assange? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/2/the-simpsons-go-off-the-grid-with-wikileaks-founder-julian-a.html

2012-01-29T13:56:00.001-08:00

Guitar For Noobs - Lesson 7: Faster Pentatonic Scales http://youtu.be/UIE7uxkW6jY

2012-01-26T11:01:00.001-08:00

So every once in awhile I just feel the need to tell everyone to go check out the music of Scott "Wino" Weinrich. Seriously.

2012-01-25T12:25:00.001-08:00

Went to the dentist today to fix a chipped tooth. Now I feel all 'Bill Cosby'. (if you are old enough you get that)

2012-01-22T02:32:00.001-08:00

Better late than never, right? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/deadpool/ email your lists in soon!

2012-01-21T19:47:00.001-08:00

My wife says to keep track of beers I like and what I think of them so she knows what to buy. My 1st thought is to open up PHPmyAdmin. #nerd

2012-01-21T18:08:00.001-08:00

Matt posted this. Hope he doesn't mind me stealing it for RMM. http://matthickey.com/deadpool/ What 10 people do you think will die in 2012?

2012-01-16T17:40:00.001-08:00

Android beats iPhone yet again! http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/01/14/even-woz-thinks-the-android-bests-the-iphone.html

2012-01-15T00:39:00.001-08:00

Poll Of The Day: Tebow - Douche or Hero? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/1/15/poll-of-the-day-tebow-douche-or-hero.html

2012-01-14T14:11:00.001-08:00

Holy crap! I slept in until 1:30 in the afternoon. I think that is about 13 hours of sleep. Freaky.

2012-01-12T10:18:00.001-08:00

Guitar For Noobs: Lesson 6 - Super Simple Tapping Exercise http://youtu.be/d7HIwbqcV-U

2012-01-11T12:11:00.001-08:00

Stupid Skits Episode 7: Race Car http://youtu.be/qBeGaJGmLvo

2012-01-06T12:47:00.001-08:00

What really annoying phrase do you want dead in 2012? Mine is "Let's do this!" Do what you twit!?

2012-01-06T11:50:00.001-08:00

BANDS, read this... Top 20 Ways Clients Annoy PR Pros http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/1/6/top-20-ways-clients-annoy-pr-pros.html

2012-01-03T11:33:00.001-08:00

Ron Paul supporters have yet to explain how roads will be paid for without fucking the poor if they get their tax cuts. Hmmm?

2012-01-03T11:21:00.001-08:00

Guitar For Noobs: Lesson 5 - Finger Exercises http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/1/3/guitar-for-noobs-lesson-five-finger-exercises.html

2012-01-02T21:54:00.001-08:00

Great bands with really silly names...GO! :D

2012-01-02T19:09:00.001-08:00

Holy crap I think I found my new favorite website! http://www.codecademy.com

2012-01-02T12:09:00.001-08:00

...and know for the 30 second Stupid Skit of the day! http://youtu.be/MLJlt1o80Q4

2012-01-01T23:27:00.001-08:00

Artists We Lost In 2011 http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/1/1/artists-we-lost-in-2011.html

2012-01-01T19:01:00.001-08:00

What musicians did we lose in 2011? Who can remember the most?

2012-01-01T17:06:00.001-08:00

BANDS! Making a list of unsigned bands available at http://music.google.com/artists/ Reply with your links only if you are on Google Music.

2012-01-01T16:00:00.001-08:00

Please welcome the newest member of the Rock My Monkey link trade - Jonny Smokes http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15900

2011-12-31T22:01:00.001-08:00

When I was a kid I waited with baited breath for the ball drop. When it didn't fall and smash into bits I was bummed. Never watched again.

2011-12-31T17:25:00.001-08:00

Ok, everyone please be safe tonight. Well, except Will Ferrell because I still hate that guy.

2011-12-31T16:11:00.001-08:00

Who is going to Louie G's in Fife, WA tonight? The best Hard Rock and Metal, best pizza, and no drunken stupidity.

2011-12-31T11:41:00.001-08:00

My very short rant about New Years Eve Posts. :D http://www.markcarras.com/2011/12/insult-this-year-and-next-year-will-be-the-same/

2011-12-31T09:54:00.001-08:00

Please welcome ROCKMETALBANDS mag to the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15899

2011-12-29T20:10:00.001-08:00

When nerds get bored, they launch entirely new websites. I hate it when that happens. More details when I have it up. DOH!

2011-12-29T18:04:00.001-08:00

Alright fellow Devin Townsend fans. Who was the voice of Planet Smasher on Ziltoid the Omniscient? I know I read this info somewhere!

2011-12-28T16:38:00.001-08:00

How I view Steve Jobs nailed by a comic? http://www.bonkersworld.net/inspired-legacy/

2011-12-28T16:33:00.001-08:00

Mythbusters cock blocked! http://youtu.be/hq7kBhts9a8

2011-12-28T10:43:00.001-08:00

Bands named after Lord Of The Rings...GO! :D

2011-12-25T21:59:00.001-08:00

Rock My Monkey joins G+! https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/114903585472563133410/114903585472563133410

2011-12-25T20:54:00.001-08:00

I totally forgot I launched this, yet it still works. :D http://tweetchart.net It should be called Tweet #metal chart though. :D

2011-12-25T15:42:00.001-08:00

Everett Band Benefit Announced http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/12/25/sausage-slapper-and-chemical-castration-benefit-show-announc.html

2011-12-25T13:18:00.001-08:00

Guitar For Noobs: Christmas Special 2011 http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/12/25/guitar-for-noobs-christmas-special-2011.html

2011-12-24T23:32:00.001-08:00

Washington State Metal Bands Lose Everything In Fire Christmas Eve http://www.rockmymonkey.com/everettfire

2011-12-23T10:26:00.001-08:00

Everyone please welcome Hidden Amongst Us to the RMM band link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15894

2011-12-19T16:55:00.001-08:00

Jon Bon Jovi is NOT dead! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/12/19/jon-bon-jovi-is-not-dead.html

2011-12-18T12:56:00.001-08:00

Tim Tebow and his moronic fans forgot that pride is a sin. What an arrogant douche! If there is a God he doesn't care about football.

2011-12-18T11:46:00.001-08:00

Our Merry Christmas page has returned! Feedback? Any must have additions? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/christmas/

2011-12-17T21:31:00.001-08:00

Guitar For Noobs: Lesson Two - Speed Picking http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/12/17/guitar-for-noobs-lesson-two-speed-picking.html

2011-12-17T16:18:00.001-08:00

How to get YOUR BAND coverage at RMM (just updated)! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/unsigned/

2011-12-16T09:23:00.001-08:00

Any Reddit fans want to give a thumbs up here? http://redd.it/nf9uv

2011-12-13T11:27:00.001-08:00

Send this to your favorite new guitar player. It's Guitar For Noobs! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/noobs

2011-12-11T20:54:00.001-08:00

Grimm: The Best Show No One Is Watching? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/12/11/grimm-the-best-show-no-one-is-watching.html

2011-12-11T17:04:00.001-08:00

Who can help my wife out and share this link? http://search.ebay.com/?sass=isewdollies&ht=-1

2011-12-11T13:17:00.001-08:00

In case you missed it, we launched a new show called Guitar For Noobs! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/category/guitarfornoobs

2011-12-10T17:20:00.001-08:00

Help spread the word on our new sub-site Guitar For Noobs! http://GuitarForNoobs.com

2011-12-10T13:11:00.001-08:00

Is it pathetic that I look at my Klout score? :D http://klout.com/#/MarkCarras #klout

2011-12-08T11:36:00.001-08:00

3 Days Grace photos from Oct just posted: http://www.rockmymonkey.com/photos/three-days-grace-plays-uproar-2011/

2011-12-07T11:38:00.001-08:00

I just listened to Mumford and Sons for the first time. Holy crap! People listen to this garbage by choice? Seriously?

2011-12-07T11:20:00.001-08:00

Ok, I may be an Android fanboy but this is still funny. :D http://androidphonenamegenerator.com/

2011-12-02T19:21:00.001-08:00

First Patrice O'Neal dies, then Herman Cain pulls out of the race. Comedians everywhere are just not having a good week at all.

2011-12-01T09:47:00.001-08:00

Energy Drink Update For Dec 1st! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/12/1/energy-drink-update-for-dec-1st.html

2011-11-29T11:51:00.001-08:00

It does not have to be pure socialism or pure capitalism. As always common sense can be found somewhere in the middle.

2011-11-27T13:42:00.001-08:00

Queensryche's Sister Mary asks to join TSO http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/11/27/queensryches-sister-mary-asks-to-join-tso.html

2011-11-25T19:21:00.001-08:00

I'm not saying I want to be a sell out, but I would at least like to have the opportunity.

2011-11-25T14:34:00.001-08:00

Ex-Members of Death Squad, Coven And Bitter End Launch Demon Dogs! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/demon-dogs

2011-11-25T13:16:00.001-08:00

My Way Too Personal Christmas Wish for 2011 http://www.markcarras.com/2011/11/my-way-too-personal-christmas-wish-for-2011/

2011-11-24T12:02:00.001-08:00

Please welcome the newest member of the RMM Link trade, Sound Out Productions! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15639

2011-11-21T10:19:00.001-08:00

What Bands Can Learn From Failure Of Occupy http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/11/21/what-bands-can-learn-from-the-failure-of-occupy.html

2011-11-21T09:56:00.001-08:00

Just added the sponsored page! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/sponsored/

2011-11-21T07:48:00.001-08:00

Rock My Monkey Energy Drink Announces Heady Metal Sponsorship http://www.rockmymonkey.com/headymetalsponsored

2011-11-20T15:52:00.001-08:00

My wife just pointed out that the magic to our marriage is mutually assured destruction. It keeps our devious sense of humor at bay...so far

2011-11-19T11:49:00.001-08:00

Real vampires still don't sparkle, dubstep is just another stupid trend, and you damn kids REALLY need to get off my lawn!

2011-11-18T11:11:00.001-08:00

White Wizzard on Rock My Monkey TV! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/11/18/rock-my-monkey-tv-interviews-white-wizzard-1.html

2011-11-17T10:34:00.001-08:00

My Warbringer Interview: http://www.rockmymonkey.com/interviews/2011/11/17/warbringers-carlos-cruz-talks-about-worlds-torn-asunder.html

2011-11-17T10:05:00.001-08:00

My Pro-Pain interview just posted at http://www.rockmymonkey.com/interviews/2011/11/17/pro-pains-gary-meskil-talks-20-years-of-hardcore.html

2011-11-17T09:53:00.001-08:00

My Edguy Interview: http://www.rockmymonkey.com/interviews/2011/11/17/edguy-rhythm-guitarist-talks-about-the-age-of-the-joker.html

2011-11-17T08:43:00.001-08:00

Guess what I'm drinking with my breakfast this morning? :D

2011-11-14T10:14:00.001-08:00

RockMyMonkey Energy Drink Announces Free Shipping! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/energy-drink

2011-11-13T21:03:00.001-08:00

It is midnight on the east coast. So here it goes... http://www.rockmymonkey.com/order/

2011-11-13T15:46:00.001-08:00

Stupid Skits Episode 4: Cthulu Eats A Cat http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/11/13/stupid-skits-episode-4-cthulu-eats-a-cat.html

2011-11-12T21:33:00.001-08:00

In case you haven't heard... http://mark.carras.mediafetcher.com/news/top_stories/actor_austria.php

2011-11-11T17:00:00.001-08:00

Stupid Skits: Episode 3 - The Belly Dancer? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/11/11/stupid-skits-episode-3-the-belly-dancer.html

2011-11-10T10:51:00.001-08:00

BANDS! Email your show info to post.rockmymonkey.Olympia@squarespace.com and it will be posted at http://www.rockmymonkey.com/pts/

2011-11-09T11:28:00.001-08:00

Should Terra Nova fans be worried about the ratings? http://saveterranova.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=3 #terranova

2011-11-07T11:52:00.001-08:00

Announcing Our New Product! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2011/11/7/announcing-our-new-product.html

2011-11-06T23:55:00.001-08:00

Ok, so who wants to help test a new site I just launched? http://saveterranova.com #terranova

2011-11-06T22:04:00.001-08:00

Bought Photoshop months ago. Still using Gimp because most of the time it tells me I'm on some free trial. I paid for the disc. Not a trial!