Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Monday, February 13, 2012

Q: What did the plastic surgeon do for the Siamese twins with disfigured butt holes?

A: Co-Rectum

Sunday, February 12, 2012

I am starting to think that the actor Willie Garson is the new king of deadpan delivery. Has he ever done stand up?

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Why do people say something bores them to tears? Why not say it bores you to a nap?