Fox Pisses On Sci-Fi Fans Once Again http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/4/10/fox-pisses-on-sci-fi-fans-once-again.html

Casper Van Dien gets seriously butt hurt on Twitter! http://redd.it/rs2fl

Due to preperations for April 7th, this week's Cage Match won't close until late tonight. http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/skeletonwitch

It's Friday so who are your favorite DEAD comedians. Will Ferrell doesn't count. He's just dead inside. :D

Please welcome Amanda Hardy to the RMM link trade page at http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15924

Please welcome Freight Train to the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15923

Meet The Launch Party Talent: Tatarus Part One http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/3/27/meet-the-launch-party-talent-tatarus-part-one.html

Got any Metal News links to post? http://www.reddit.com/r/MetalNews/

RMM Energy Drink Launch Party: http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/3/25/rock-my-monkey-energy-drink-launch-party-first-details-annou.html

Hunger Games: I have heard it is the new Twilight and I have heard it is really good. Thoughts?

Overkill's happiest tune yet! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/3/23/overkill-releases-second-single-from-new-record-the-electric.html

Please welcome shatterglass to the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15922

Marshall Amp Fridge Anyone? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/3/21/marshall-amp-fridge-anyone.html

Yes it is ok to share this link to help unsigned bands win! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/round-3

Please welcome Arcadia to the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15921 Is your band on here?

If you want to complain about worker's having rights, move to China and get a job at Foxconn. Until then STFU! People died for those rights!

Did you take a listen and vote in this week's cage match? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/3/19/rock-my-monkey-cage-match-round-3.html

Some people still defend this wacko? http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/mar/16/kony-2012-campaigner-detained

Had a shitty day. Jameson/coke, and Serenity is the cure. Certain people I will not name here can suck it!

Last full day to vote in this weeks Cage Match! Does an unsigned band even have a chance? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/fight

Can an unsigned band win the RMM Cage Match? Who has the better team of fans? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/cage-match

Have you voted on this week's Cage Match? It is unsigned vs signed! Who has the best team! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/hemoptysis

Please welcome Rustmine, the newest band to join the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15919

Liam Neeson movies used to be better when we could all make bets on how long it would be until he died. Why even watch now?

If a press agent starts with "This band is playing SXSW!" you can bet it will both suck and blow. It is starting to get real annoying.

Can an unsigned band beat a signed band on a poll? Vote if you believe! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/tatarus

Are zombies the Wal-Mart of horror? Thoughts? :D #Walkingdead

The unsigned bands are getting their butts kicked! Who will give them a vote? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/fight

Who said it- Rommy or Burns? http://i.imgur.com/WoiOn.jpg ( I got one wrong and it was one I second guessed myself on)

Please welcome the band Friends Of Emmet to the RMM link trade. http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15914 Why isn't your band on here?

Let's all congratulate Retro Grave on always being in the top 10 bands at the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=14

Share this image if you are a TRUE old school gamer! http://markcarras.com/images/demotivators/Noobs.jpg

Cannibal Corpse or Foghat? If your answer is neither please DO NOT ANSWER. The question is Cannibal Corpse or Foghat. GO! :D

In honor or Michael Arms new gig, let's give his other band Tatarus some votes at http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=1

What are you drinking tonight?

BSG eh? LG or GTFO!

Congratulations to the band Arakus for always staying in the top 5 bands on the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=11

Some mornings I need to have some caffeine with my caffeine. This is one of those mornings.

My favorite new website! Make sure and hit reload a few times. Seriously! http://whenrickispresident.com/messages/1096

SHOCKING! Tbs Extends Conan through April 2014!? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/22/tbs-extends-conan-through-april-2014.html

Please welcome the Escalon as the newest band to join the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15911

Do you love Metal just because it is Metal or do you just love good music and Metal tends to be a big part of that? Why do you love Metal?

Dad Shoots Laptop: VIDEO HOAX EXPOSED http://youtu.be/9chNh_baJe0

Hottest Articles On RMM This Week http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/19/hottest-articles-on-rmm-from-feb-13th-to-feb-19th-2012.html

Have you voted enough times on this weeks poll? Is your side winning? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/poll

Please welcome Brent Enman to the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15910

This Weeks Poll: Judge Satellites Fall! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/18/this-weeks-poll-stream-and-judge-satellites-fall.html

Improved some things on http://www.reddit.com/r/MetalNews/ Feedback? Questions?

Looking for more moderators at http://www.reddit.com/r/MetalNews/ #metal

HOT DEBATE: Not knocking tattoos, but every time I see one I am shocked that person thought it was worthy of a lifetime statement. Thoughts?

Someday I want my company to be big enough to get scrutinized by the department of justice.

I think I was saying this just a few days ago. :D http://techcrunch.com/2012/02/11/pinterest-stats/

Q: What did the plastic surgeon do for the Siamese twins with disfigured butt holes?

A: Co-Rectum

I am starting to think that the actor Willie Garson is the new king of deadpan delivery. Has he ever done stand up?

Does Sea Salt Ruin Chocolate Or...? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/11/does-sea-salt-ruin-chocolate-or-make-it-better.html

How long can you watch this without laughing? GO! http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/gary_busey_creepin.gif

This Is The Last Season For House M.D. http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/9/this-is-the-last-season-for-house-md.html

Why do people say something bores them to tears? Why not say it bores you to a nap?

I'm really worried about my wife. One of these days she is going to pull something rolling her eyes at me so much.

If you hate Facebook timeline, join me on G+ already! http://MarkCarras.com/g is my short url.

Who will win the Super Bowl? Vote! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/4/who-will-win-the-rock-my-monkey-version-of-the-super-bowl.html

Resurrecting an old domain soon that will forward to http://www.reddit.com/r/MetalNews/ #metal Help me kick start it?

My wife just invented a new word. Wackadoo + Douche = Wackadouche. A mix of massive amounts of crazy and record breaking levels of jerkwad.

Ok, I just added the option of don't care to the Super Bowl poll. :D http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/super-bowl #superbowl

Screwed up my back really bad at work Friday picking up a bag of trash (ok 6 of them at once). Got chastised by my chiropractor this morning

Guitar For Noobs 7: Fast Pentatonic Scales http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/2/guitar-for-noobs-lesson-7-faster-pentatonic-scales.html

The Simpsons and Julian Assange? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/2/the-simpsons-go-off-the-grid-with-wikileaks-founder-julian-a.html

Guitar For Noobs - Lesson 7: Faster Pentatonic Scales http://youtu.be/UIE7uxkW6jY

So every once in awhile I just feel the need to tell everyone to go check out the music of Scott "Wino" Weinrich. Seriously.

Went to the dentist today to fix a chipped tooth. Now I feel all 'Bill Cosby'. (if you are old enough you get that)

Better late than never, right? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/deadpool/ email your lists in soon!

My wife says to keep track of beers I like and what I think of them so she knows what to buy. My 1st thought is to open up PHPmyAdmin. #nerd

Matt posted this. Hope he doesn't mind me stealing it for RMM. http://matthickey.com/deadpool/ What 10 people do you think will die in 2012?

Android beats iPhone yet again! http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/01/14/even-woz-thinks-the-android-bests-the-iphone.html

Poll Of The Day: Tebow - Douche or Hero? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/1/15/poll-of-the-day-tebow-douche-or-hero.html

Holy crap! I slept in until 1:30 in the afternoon. I think that is about 13 hours of sleep. Freaky.

Guitar For Noobs: Lesson 6 - Super Simple Tapping Exercise http://youtu.be/d7HIwbqcV-U

Stupid Skits Episode 7: Race Car http://youtu.be/qBeGaJGmLvo

What really annoying phrase do you want dead in 2012? Mine is "Let's do this!" Do what you twit!?

BANDS, read this... Top 20 Ways Clients Annoy PR Pros http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/1/6/top-20-ways-clients-annoy-pr-pros.html

Ron Paul supporters have yet to explain how roads will be paid for without fucking the poor if they get their tax cuts. Hmmm?

Guitar For Noobs: Lesson 5 - Finger Exercises http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/1/3/guitar-for-noobs-lesson-five-finger-exercises.html

Great bands with really silly names...GO! :D

Holy crap I think I found my new favorite website! http://www.codecademy.com

...and know for the 30 second Stupid Skit of the day! http://youtu.be/MLJlt1o80Q4

Artists We Lost In 2011 http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/1/1/artists-we-lost-in-2011.html

What musicians did we lose in 2011? Who can remember the most?

BANDS! Making a list of unsigned bands available at http://music.google.com/artists/ Reply with your links only if you are on Google Music.

Please welcome the newest member of the Rock My Monkey link trade - Jonny Smokes http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15900