Share this image if you are a TRUE old school gamer! http://markcarras.com/images/demotivators/Noobs.jpg

Cannibal Corpse or Foghat? If your answer is neither please DO NOT ANSWER. The question is Cannibal Corpse or Foghat. GO! :D

In honor or Michael Arms new gig, let's give his other band Tatarus some votes at http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=1

What are you drinking tonight?

BSG eh? LG or GTFO!

Congratulations to the band Arakus for always staying in the top 5 bands on the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=11

Some mornings I need to have some caffeine with my caffeine. This is one of those mornings.

My favorite new website! Make sure and hit reload a few times. Seriously! http://whenrickispresident.com/messages/1096

SHOCKING! Tbs Extends Conan through April 2014!? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/22/tbs-extends-conan-through-april-2014.html

Please welcome the Escalon as the newest band to join the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15911

Do you love Metal just because it is Metal or do you just love good music and Metal tends to be a big part of that? Why do you love Metal?

Dad Shoots Laptop: VIDEO HOAX EXPOSED http://youtu.be/9chNh_baJe0

Hottest Articles On RMM This Week http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/19/hottest-articles-on-rmm-from-feb-13th-to-feb-19th-2012.html

Have you voted enough times on this weeks poll? Is your side winning? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/poll

Please welcome Brent Enman to the RMM link trade! http://rockmymonkey.net/index.php?id=15910

This Weeks Poll: Judge Satellites Fall! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/18/this-weeks-poll-stream-and-judge-satellites-fall.html

Improved some things on http://www.reddit.com/r/MetalNews/ Feedback? Questions?

Looking for more moderators at http://www.reddit.com/r/MetalNews/ #metal

HOT DEBATE: Not knocking tattoos, but every time I see one I am shocked that person thought it was worthy of a lifetime statement. Thoughts?

Someday I want my company to be big enough to get scrutinized by the department of justice.

I think I was saying this just a few days ago. :D http://techcrunch.com/2012/02/11/pinterest-stats/

Q: What did the plastic surgeon do for the Siamese twins with disfigured butt holes?

A: Co-Rectum

I am starting to think that the actor Willie Garson is the new king of deadpan delivery. Has he ever done stand up?

Does Sea Salt Ruin Chocolate Or...? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/11/does-sea-salt-ruin-chocolate-or-make-it-better.html

How long can you watch this without laughing? GO! http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/gary_busey_creepin.gif

This Is The Last Season For House M.D. http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/9/this-is-the-last-season-for-house-md.html

Why do people say something bores them to tears? Why not say it bores you to a nap?

I'm really worried about my wife. One of these days she is going to pull something rolling her eyes at me so much.

If you hate Facebook timeline, join me on G+ already! http://MarkCarras.com/g is my short url.

Who will win the Super Bowl? Vote! http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/4/who-will-win-the-rock-my-monkey-version-of-the-super-bowl.html

Resurrecting an old domain soon that will forward to http://www.reddit.com/r/MetalNews/ #metal Help me kick start it?

My wife just invented a new word. Wackadoo + Douche = Wackadouche. A mix of massive amounts of crazy and record breaking levels of jerkwad.

Ok, I just added the option of don't care to the Super Bowl poll. :D http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/tag/super-bowl #superbowl

Screwed up my back really bad at work Friday picking up a bag of trash (ok 6 of them at once). Got chastised by my chiropractor this morning

Guitar For Noobs 7: Fast Pentatonic Scales http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/2/guitar-for-noobs-lesson-7-faster-pentatonic-scales.html

The Simpsons and Julian Assange? http://www.rockmymonkey.com/news/2012/2/2/the-simpsons-go-off-the-grid-with-wikileaks-founder-julian-a.html